Im a..
Brain surgeon. Gold medalist. Magician. Horse whisperer. Underwear model. Massive fucking liar.
oh and tori is a ball of fluffy love in seaweed mermaid polar bear form.
Brain surgeon. Gold medalist. Magician. Horse whisperer. Underwear model. Massive fucking liar.
oh and tori is a ball of fluffy love in seaweed mermaid polar bear form.
Photoset reblogged from Sit back and be inspired. with 3,414 notes
A project by Viktor Hertz is an idea for a series with honest logos, revealing the actual content of the company, what they really should be called. Some are cheap, some brilliant.
Source: inspirez.me
Chat reblogged from fiyah with 18,898 notes
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think your clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Source: starparties
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